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Birthdays |
| Happy
50th! We're willing to help with the removal of all contents! |
| Happy
Birthday! Get drunk on us! |
| We
always found that alcohol made the job a lot easier! Happy
Birthday! |
| For
all that you've been & done for me, I thought I'd buy you a
drink... Happy Birthday & Happy Father's Day! |
| How's
this for a "Care Package"? Happy Birthday! I Love You! |
| Happy
Birthday Old Man! As you get older your trips to the bathroom become
more frequent. We are only trying to speed up the process. |
| Have
a couple of cold ones on us for your birthday! |
| Happy
Birthday! Broadening the horizons of your stomach! |
| Here's
something to ease the aging process. |
| Happy
(late) Birthday!! This should help you forget just how old you are
getting! |
| Roses
are red, violets are blue You're older than dirt, so drown your
sorrows with some brew. |
| Here's
to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A
pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer - and another one! Happy
Birthday! |
| Happy
Birthday! I hope you find some good beers or at least a buzz from
the bad ones! |
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| Merry
Christmas! The gift that keeps on giving!!! |
| Merry
Christmas, Dad! Be sure to call us when this arrives so that we can
come over and visit! |
| To
My Drinking Buddy: Who needs rum and eggnog? Merry Christmas! |
| Have
One On Us! Since we drove you to it! Happy Holidays. |
| Merry
Christmas! This is the only gift as unique as you. Enjoy each and
every one. Don't forget to share! |
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| Please
know that your kindness and generosity are appreciated. Enjoy these
fine beers on us. You are the best! |
| Thanks
for being a great friend! Here's a gift that will allow you to toast
our friendship on a regular basis. |
| From
"Bottom Line" to "Bottoms Up". From "This
Budgets For You" to "This Beer's For You". From
"Board Meetings" to "Brewski Meetings". Saluto! |
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| Congratulations
on the big event! This will help ease into the new relationship. |
| We
couldn't bring ourselves to buy you guys towels and china. Congrats
again. Enjoy. |
| Every
time you crack one open, think of us. Best wishes for a wonderful
wedding. |
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| Best
Wishes! Think of us every time you crack one open! |
| Best
Wishes and all those nice things. Life is too short to drink cheap
beer! |
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| Congratulations
on your retirement! Enjoy your suds. |
| After
75 years - A long & successful career, 50 years of marriage,
& 6 independent children, you deserve a good beer once in a
while. |
| Here's
a little something to help you launch your retirement over the next
several months! Congratulations & Enjoy! |
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| Congratulations
on your MBA! We think that means "More Beer Anyone?" |
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| Sorry
to hear about your accident. Hope this eases the pain. Get well
soon! |
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| Can't
bear to think of you drinking Bud Ice. Enjoy and we'll see you in
June! |
| "Fill
the glass that's empty. Empty the glass that's full. Never leave it
empty. Never leave it full" |
| A
little something to ensure you're getting your daily intake of hops. |
| You
Don't Have To Store It, Pack It, or Move It, Just Enjoy! |
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| You've
always driven me to drink, now it's your turn! |
| Here's
our contribution to having always driven you to drink! |
| Hope
this helps you forget how old you are! |
| A
toast to you! |
| Happy
Burpday! |
| Hoppy
Beerthday! |
| Happy
Aleidays! |
| Beers
to you! |
| After
all those years of hard work, you deserve a drink! |
